wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love